The Ladies of OkCupid

3 ladies documenting their time on OkCupid
This is a rather common interaction that I have with straight dudes on okCupid, the only other ones being the dudes who want me to dominate them and are super into the idea of a trans woman.

This is a rather common interaction that I have with straight dudes on okCupid, the only other ones being the dudes who want me to dominate them and are super into the idea of a trans woman.

He truly knows how to woo a lady.

He truly knows how to woo a lady.

e. granny panties.
also panties just doesn’t sound like a word anymore. 

e. granny panties.

also panties just doesn’t sound like a word anymore. 

Show’s over, guys. Everyone go home, I found the one.

Show’s over, guys. Everyone go home, I found the one.

IT’S BEEN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES since I updated my location on OkCupid. This guy isn’t even a normal asshole. He actively engages like this and considers it conversation, like real charming and quirky shit. This same exact thing happened SEVERAL times last spring/summer/fall.
His next message included the beautiful line of “Strange/bat shit crazy is cool. Otherwise we’d be at mcdonalds having sex right now. Not together, either. With fat people.”

IT’S BEEN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES since I updated my location on OkCupid. This guy isn’t even a normal asshole. He actively engages like this and considers it conversation, like real charming and quirky shit. This same exact thing happened SEVERAL times last spring/summer/fall.

His next message included the beautiful line of “Strange/bat shit crazy is cool. Otherwise we’d be at mcdonalds having sex right now. Not together, either. With fat people.

I don’t know what I just read. But I think I’m a little weirded out?

I don’t know what I just read. But I think I’m a little weirded out?

I don’t usually respond to messages like this at all. Lucky for this guy I was in an expressive mood this evening.

I don’t usually respond to messages like this at all. Lucky for this guy I was in an expressive mood this evening.

This predatory guy tried to guilt me into dating him by threatening to kill himself on the 6th message. As a 19 year old girl who owes this guy nothing, it was not a great intro to OKC.

This predatory guy tried to guilt me into dating him by threatening to kill himself on the 6th message. As a 19 year old girl who owes this guy nothing, it was not a great intro to OKC.

Cool story bro. 

Cool story bro.