IT’S BEEN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES since I updated my location on OkCupid. This guy isn’t even a normal asshole. He actively engages like this and considers it conversation, like real charming and quirky shit. This same exact thing happened SEVERAL times last spring/summer/fall.
His next message included the beautiful line of “Strange/bat shit crazy is cool. Otherwise we’d be at mcdonalds having sex right now. Not together, either. With fat people.”