The Ladies of OkCupid

3 ladies documenting their time (and yours) on OkCupid
Sure thing, Person I’ve Never Spoken To In My Life.

Sure thing, Person I’ve Never Spoken To In My Life.

I replied to him, and he wouldnt even stop. He said he was being ‘funny’ and didnt know that it offended my ‘Utopian sense of humor’. 

I replied to him, and he wouldnt even stop. He said he was being ‘funny’ and didnt know that it offended my ‘Utopian sense of humor’. 

Sass

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So, what you mean is, even though you aren’t interested in what I have to say, I should still pay attention to you?

oh ok

pictures make me aggro.

I just had a crazy ass go round with a fellow today. o.O 

This was after a few COHERENT messages back and forth regarding photography and possibly meeting up at the local Japanese gardens, I asked for his photo. He’s a no pic profile kind of guy. Apparently, asking for a picture makes him nervous and filled with the inability to grammar/spelling/punctuate properly. No editing, straight copy/paste.

Message from dude: 
ok it s always struck me as add that ladie will meet a man in a bar drunk n give up all kinds of info but meet a guy in a very pubic place sober to get o know each otheris a no


My response:
That’s not a lady. I don’t get drunk in bars. And I’m very self aware. I’m only asking for a photo.

I find it odd that some men online assume that women who are online looking are desperate enough to give up all and run when a man pays a little attention. Not all women are easy, desperate, or the likes.

Furthermore, You have obviously been meeting the wrong women. I know this sounds cynical..but I am sure the reason you’re not apt to sending me a picture is so that you can gauge me in person and see my size, while remaining in anonymity. Either way, crappy move on your part.

He has sent me one of these every day. 

He has sent me one of these every day. 

Not the smartest cookie.

Not the smartest cookie.

I GET THESE ALL THE TIME. None of my pictures even have my feet in them, like my toes could be jacked up, they don’t know! What if they go to play out their fantasy with someone and they have messed up feet? Do they not care? Like, I feel like you should be a little more specific in who you send those messages to…or just like, also don’t be a creep.

I GET THESE ALL THE TIME. None of my pictures even have my feet in them, like my toes could be jacked up, they don’t know! What if they go to play out their fantasy with someone and they have messed up feet? Do they not care? Like, I feel like you should be a little more specific in who you send those messages to…or just like, also don’t be a creep.

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I just found this gem in my inbox

I just found this gem in my inbox

This is a 19 year old kid who lives in my town. How embarrassing for him.

This is a 19 year old kid who lives in my town. How embarrassing for him.