The Ladies of OkCupid

3 ladies documenting their time on OkCupid
Did he read too much Harry Potter or something?

Did he read too much Harry Potter or something?

I love the contrast of how he’s so disappointed I didn’t reply, but then continues to later say I am not anything special, anyway. 

I love the contrast of how he’s so disappointed I didn’t reply, but then continues to later say I am not anything special, anyway. 

His message—

"well THOSE are attention-getting for certain; but having said that…i am pretty sure that MY profile will just scare you away; still —i WANT"


Cringe.

On my profile, I have a section detailing sexual aggressions I’ve experienced and witnessed, and an invective begging them not to message me if they’re that kind of person.

His message —
"Complimenting a girl’s legs on the subway is weird. At least wait until you can see the whole package as she walks off the train. "

His message to me—

"Serious question. Let’s say you’re taking me out for sushi for one reason or another and I haven’t eaten all day. How long does it take you to get ready?

A- 1 hour and I can’t keep my hands off you
B- 20 min and you look ok..
C- 2 hours and do I die from starvation?”


His profile—

"I’m probably too good for you. But maybe not.
I usually get what I want.
I’m kind of an asshole.

I have an uncanny resemblance to the hypothetical love child of Orlando Bloom and Eugene Levy.

Do not message me if you’re a:
stripper
bartender
waitress
aspiring actress
scorpio
student at FIT who’s still living off daddy’s money
or if you have implants.

It never works.”

I just don’t understand why girls can’t like video games in some dudes minds. 

I just don’t understand why girls can’t like video games in some dudes minds. 

He was a 0% match and his location said Mexico. I live in New York. COOL STORY, BRO.

He was a 0% match and his location said Mexico. I live in New York. COOL STORY, BRO.

So, I don’t have any screenshots of conversations, but…. I was talking to this guy for a while and then I eventually just got tired of it. He was kind of boring and I ended up deleting my profile… Recently, I got a new follower on twitter, this was happening a lot lately, so I just ignored it. Then a few days later I got a friend request. It was the same guy and I realized it was the one I had been talking to on OkC. I never told him my last name or anything so I don’t know how he found me, but I thought it was creepy.

Be careful, ladies! You never know what kind of crazies you’ll find on there!

After my first week on OKC, I put this together to retain my sense of humor..

After my first week on OKC, I put this together to retain my sense of humor..