The Ladies of OkCupid

3 ladies documenting their time (and yours) on OkCupid
Thanks to our readers! You all are the best!

Thanks to our readers! You all are the best!

I’ve only been on the site for two days and I got this in my inbox this morning.
Also, I don’t live in Halifax.

I’ve only been on the site for two days and I got this in my inbox this morning.

Also, I don’t live in Halifax.

today’s visitors 

today’s visitors 

No words…

No words…

 What is a sexful life?

 What is a sexful life?

I’m a teacher and this guy keeps sending me this message. 

I’m a teacher and this guy keeps sending me this message. 

Did he just call me a vegetable? I…don’t understand.

Did he just call me a vegetable? I…don’t understand.

Things that make this message sketchy:
-He’s about a decade above my desired age range.
-Every word of the message is about him, yet he still manages to say nothing about why I might actually want to “have a drink” with him.
-I’m not sure what he thinks it means to end every sentence with “…” but to me it feels like he’s pausing to make sure I understand what he’s REALLY saying.
-That blue box over his face is actually in his profile picture, which in this case screams “I’m trying to keep my wife from finding out that I’m creeping on younger women on OKC.” “Open couple” my ass.

Things that make this message sketchy:

-He’s about a decade above my desired age range.

-Every word of the message is about him, yet he still manages to say nothing about why I might actually want to “have a drink” with him.

-I’m not sure what he thinks it means to end every sentence with “…” but to me it feels like he’s pausing to make sure I understand what he’s REALLY saying.

-That blue box over his face is actually in his profile picture, which in this case screams “I’m trying to keep my wife from finding out that I’m creeping on younger women on OKC.” “Open couple” my ass.

…why?

…why?